Proof You Are an Atheist

Below is a list of Gods that have been very popular with millions of people.  It is not an exhaustive list.  There are many thousands more Gods than are on this list. But this list will do for this exercise.  Adding in hundreds or thousands more Gods onto the list would only make this more outrageous.

1. If you believe in God, scroll down this list and find the God in which you believe.  He/she is probably there.

2. Since the word atheist means simply a person who does not believe in the existence of a God or Gods, admit to yourself that you do not believe in any of the Gods on the list except your particular God.

3. Since you believe in only one of the many on the list, you are obviously much more of an atheist than a deist.

4. Consider why you believe in the God you selected and admit to yourself it is because of the accident of your birth into your particular family and part of the world in which you were born and not because you made an actual decision based on facts.  Your choice was made on simple faith that what you were being told by your family and friends was correct.

5. What do you think are the odds that the God in which you believe is the correct one and that all the other millions of faithful deists around the world who believe in the other Gods have it wrong?

6. So my atheism and your atheism are almost identical except that my disbelief goes only one God further than yours.

 7. If you did not have to explain your beliefs to your family or friends or anyone else, can you clear your mind and admit to yourself that your belief in the one God you selected from the list is just as unreasonable as your believing in any of the other Gods on the list?

 

List of Gods from which to pick your favorite
 
Jesus
religious leader revered in Christianity, one of the world's major religions. He is regarded by most Christians as the Incarnation of God. The history of Christian reflection on the teachings and nature of Jesus is examined in the article Christology. Name and title Ancient Jews usually had only one name, and, when greater specificity was needed, it...
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Isis
one of the most important goddesses of ancient Egypt. Her name is the Greek form of an ancient Egyptian word for "throne." Isis was initially an obscure goddess who lacked her own dedicated temples, but she grew in importance as the dynastic age progressed, until she became one of the most important deities of ancient Egypt. Her cult subsequently spread...
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Buddha
Sanskrit "Awakened One" the founder of Buddhism, one of the major religions and philosophical systems of southern and eastern Asia and of the world. Buddha is one of the many epithets of a teacher who lived in northern India sometime between the 6th and the 4th century before the Common Era. His followers, known as Buddhists, propagated the religion...
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Zeus
in ancient Greek religion, chief deity of the pantheon, a sky and weather god who was identical with the Roman god Jupiter. His name clearly comes from that of the sky god Dyaus of the ancient Hindu Rigveda. Zeus was regarded as the sender of thunder and lightning, rain, and winds, and his traditional weapon was the thunderbolt. He was called the father...
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Shiva
Sanskrit "Auspicious One" one of the main deities of Hinduism, whom Shaivites worship as the supreme god. Among his common epithets are Shambhu ("Benign"), Shankara ("Beneficent"), Mahesha ("Great Lord"), and Mahadeva ("Great God"). Shiva is represented in a variety of forms: in a pacific mood with his consort Parvati and son Skanda, as the cosmic...
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Athena
in Greek religion, the city protectress, goddess of war, handicraft, and practical reason, identified by the Romans with Minerva. She was essentially urban and civilized, the antithesis in many respects of Artemis, goddess of the outdoors. Athena was probably a pre-Hellenic goddess and was later taken over by the Greeks. Yet the Greek economy, unlike...
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Apollo
in Greco - Roman mythology, a deity of manifold function and meaning, one of the most widely revered and influential of all the ancient Greek and Roman gods. Though his original nature is obscure, from the time of Homer onward he was the god of divine distance, who sent or threatened from afar; the god who made men aware of their own guilt and purified...
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Horus
in ancient Egyptian religion, a god in the form of a falcon whose right eye was the sun or morning star, representing power and quintessence, and whose left eye was the moon or evening star, representing healing. Falcon cults, which were in evidence from late predynastic times, were widespread in Egypt. Horus appeared as a local god in many places...
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Krishna
one of the most widely revered and most popular of all Indian divinities, worshipped as the eighth incarnation (avatar, or avatara) of the Hindu god Vishnu and also as a supreme god in his own right. Krishna became the focus of numerous bhakti (devotional) cults, which have over the centuries produced a wealth of religious poetry, music, and painting....
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Aphrodite
ancient Greek goddess of sexual love and beauty, identified with Venus by the Romans. The Greek word aphros means "foam," and Hesiod relates in his Theogony that Aphrodite was born from the white foam produced by the severed genitals of Uranus (Heaven), after his son Cronus threw them into the sea. Aphrodite was, in fact, widely worshipped as a goddess...
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Prometheus
in Greek religion, one of the Titans, the supreme trickster, and a god of fire. His intellectual side was emphasized by the apparent meaning of his name, Forethinker. In common belief he developed into a master craftsman, and in this connection he was associated with fire and the creation of mortals. The Greek poet Hesiod related two principal legends...
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Odin
one of the principal gods in Norse mythology. His exact nature and role, however, are difficult to determine because of the complex picture of him given by the wealth of archaeological and literary sources. The Roman historian Tacitus stated that the Teutons worshiped Mercury; and because dies Mercurii ("Mercury's day") was identified with Wednesday...
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Re
in ancient Egyptian religion, god of the sun and creator god. He was believed to travel across the sky in his solar bark and, during the night, to make his passage in another bark through the underworld, where, in order to be born again for the new day, he had to vanquish the evil serpent Apopis (Apepi). As one of the creator gods, he rose from the...
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Dionysus
in Greco-Roman religion, a nature god of fruitfulness and vegetation, especially known as a god of wine and ecstasy. The occurrence of his name on a Linear B tablet (13th century bce) shows that he was already worshipped in the Mycenaean period, although it is not known where his cult originated. In all the legends of his cult, he is depicted as having...
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Lilith
female demonic figure of Jewish folklore. Her name and personality are thought to be derived from the class of Mesopotamian demons called lilĂ» (feminine: lil?tu), and the name is usually translated as "night monster." A cult associated with Lilith survived among some Jews as late as the 7th century ce. The evil she threatened, especially against children...
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Satan
in Judaism and Christianity, the prince of evil spirits and adversary of God. The word Satan is the English transliteration of a Hebrew word for "adversary" in the Old Testament. With the definite article the Hebrew word denotes "the adversary" par excellence, mainly in the Book of Job, where the adversary comes to the heavenly court with the "sons...
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Hades
in Greek mythology, god of the underworld. Hades was a son of the Titans Cronus and Rhea, and brother of the deities Zeus, Poseidon, Demeter, Hera, and Hestia. After Cronus was overthrown by his sons, his kingdom was divided among them, and the underworld fell by lot to Hades. There he ruled with his queen, Persephone, over the infernal powers and...
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Cronus
in ancient Greek religion, male deity who was worshipped by the pre-Hellenic population of Greece but probably was not widely worshipped by the Greeks themselves; he was later identified with the Roman god Saturn. Cronus's functions were connected with agriculture; in Attica his festival, the Kronia, celebrated the harvest and resembled the Saturnalia....
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Artemis
in Greek religion, the goddess of wild animals, the hunt, and vegetation, and of chastity and childbirth; she was identified by the Romans with Diana. Artemis was the daughter of Zeus and Leto and the twin sister of Apollo. Among the rural populace, Artemis was the favorite goddess. Her character and function varied greatly from place to place, but
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Muse
in Greco-Roman religion and mythology, any of a group of sister goddesses of obscure but ancient origin, the chief centre of whose cult was Mount Helicon in Boeotia, Greece. They were born in Pieria, at the foot of Mount Olympus. Very little is known of their cult, but they had a festival every four years at Thespiae, near Helicon, and a contest (Museia),...
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Anubis
ancient Egyptian god of the dead, represented by a jackal or the figure of a man with the head of a jackal. In the Early Dynastic period and the Old Kingdom, he enjoyed a preeminent (though not exclusive) position as lord of the dead, but he was later overshadowed by Osiris. His role is reflected in such epithets as "He Who Is upon His Mountain"
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Vishnu
Sanskrit "The Pervader" one of the principal Hindu deities. Vishnu combines many lesser divine figures and local heroes, chiefly through his avatar s, particularly Rama and Krishna. His appearances are innumerable; he is often said to have 10 avatars-but not always the same 10. Among the 1,000 names of Vishnu (repeated as an act of devotion by his...
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Osiris
one of the most important gods of ancient Egypt. The origin of Osiris is obscure; he was a local god of Busiris, in Lower Egypt, and may have been a personification of chthonic (underworld) fertility. By about 2400 bce, however, Osiris clearly played a double role: he was both a god of fertility and the embodiment of the dead and resurrected king....
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Thor
deity common to all the early Germanic peoples, a great warrior represented as a red-bearded, middle-aged man of enormous strength, an implacable foe to the harmful race of giants but benevolent toward mankind. His figure was generally secondary to that of the god Odin, who in some traditions was his father; but in Iceland, and perhaps among all northern...
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Heracles
one of the most famous Greco-Roman legendary heroes. Traditionally, Heracles was the son of Zeus and Alcmene (see Amphitryon), granddaughter of Perseus. Zeus swore that the next son born of the Perseid house should become ruler of Greece, but by a trick of Zeus's jealous wife, Hera, another child, the sickly Eurystheus, was born first and became king;...
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Gabriel
in the three Abrahamic religions-Judaism, Christianity, and Islam-one of the archangels. Gabriel was the heavenly messenger sent to Daniel to explain the vision of the ram and the he-goat and to communicate the prediction of the Seventy Weeks. He was also employed to announce the birth of John the Baptist to Zechariah and to announce the birth of Jesus...
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Ares
in Greek religion, god of war or, more properly, the spirit of battle. Unlike his Roman counterpart, Mars, he was never very popular, and his worship was not extensive in Greece. He represented the distasteful aspects of brutal warfare and slaughter. From at least the time of Homer, who established him as the son of the chief god, Zeus, and Hera, his...
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Allah
the one and only God in Islam. Etymologically, the name Allah is probably a contraction of the Arabic al-Il?h, "the God." The name's origin can be traced back to the earliest Semitic writings in which the word for "god" was il or el, the latter being used in the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament). All?h is the standard Arabic word for God and is used by...
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Yahweh
the god of the Israelites, whose name was revealed to Moses as four Hebrew consonants (YHWH) called the tetragrammaton. After the Babylonian Exile (6th century bce), and especially from the 3rd century bce on, Jews ceased to use the name Yahweh for two reasons. As Judaism became a universal rather than merely local religion, the more common noun Elohim,...
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Titan
in Greek mythology, any of the children of Uranus (Heaven) and Gaea (Earth) and their descendants. According to Hesiod's Theogony, there were 12 original Titans: the brothers Oceanus, Coeus, Crius, Hyperion, Iapetus, and Cronus and the sisters Thea, Rhea, Themis, Mnemosyne, Phoebe, and Tethys. 
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Proof You Are An Atheist

Abner Jacobsen

I am not an atheist.  Your logic sucks. Just because you don't believe in anything the millions of people who do are all the evidence I need to know there is a God and he is not only watching me but he's got his eye on you too.

Proof You Are An Atheist

I M God Fearing

My Preacher told us that everybody in the world believes in the same God.  Only some of the people in different countries don't have his name right. Because they speak different languages and have different customs their way of practicing their religion is wrong and that's why it looks strange to us.  That's why we have to send missionaries around to set them straight.

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